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thewhitemankilledthetruth:

thegoddamazon:

titytwochainz:

right after you masturbate the porn you were watching goes from great to

what is this filth on my screen and how did i get here help me jesus im sorry i was nasty

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

Why does porn always look so awful when you’re done beating off to it?

jerking off and watching porn must be like what Dr. Jekyll felt like every morning when he woke up and saw what Mr. Hyde did.

(via mistersassybritches)

Source: titytwochainz

nocontinuum:

videohall:

What happens when you scream out of your window in Sweden at night

> Imagine walking there as a tourist not knowing wtf is going on lol.

> I was expecting like 30 Scandinavians running out of buildings coming to help you.

> Hope no one is ever mugged at around 10pm in Sweden.

> That was so much cooler than I expected.

Source: videohall

d0rko:

karasratworld:

“Ratvocats” part 2!! For part 1, see here

Rats are intelligent, affectionate, clean animals. They have a bad rap because of the actions and reputations of their wild cousins but they make amazing pets that love to play, learn tricks, and cooperate for photoshoots :) Domestic rats are used extensively in scientific testing that saves and improves millions of human and animal lives. Their wild African cousins are used to sniff out landmines to make our world a safer place. Rats follow us wherever we go and the similarities between our species and theirs are striking. Before you judge a rat for it’s name, get to know one and I guarantee your opinion of them will improve!

Please don’t rip this image off onto imgur or facebook or anything without my source! I worked really hard to get these pictures- feel free to link to karasratworld or this picture link specifically.

Many thanks to damn-i-love-hot-pockets, darkseductions, justgottabrux, sahara-edition, and mutedmirth for all your wonderful suggestions and inspiration <3